Mr. President Takes a Bite Out of Alcatraz with Gator Face-Off
Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly attempted offer somechunks to a massive reptile. Witnesses say that Trump maybe got a little overly familiar with the animal, leading some raised eyebrows. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and pictures have instantly gone trending online.
- It's unclear
- deliberately went there
- but some speculate that he waslooking for attention
Breaking News: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has confronted a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from reptile sanctuary Area 51.
Eyewitnesses claim to have seen the former leader fighting with the creatures, wielding a vibrating toothbrush. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from Mr. Trump's staff.
Stay tuned for more updates on this completely unexpected event!
The Donald's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! President Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, bringing his own golf clubs. He's even said he will order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. This situation down in Florida is gettin' worse. They got these crocodiles runnin' wild. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em roam around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta get tough of these beasts. That's why I say we gotta build a gator jail - Alcatraz for these pesky beasts, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.
- Make America Great Again !
The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical campaign rally, folks. The President himself is hitting the muck on a wild maniacal rampage. That's right, we're talking about Trumpfacing off against alligators. Sources say he's packing his that ridiculous red "Make America Great Again" beanie and expecting a challenge. Will he run screaming back to the White House? Only time will tell!
This Is Crazy! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are seriously gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, ex Prez Trump, has decided to embark on a wild expedition. He's ditching his golf clubs for some serious grit and is going into a cage full of hungry alligators! Rumor has it that this whole thing was his idea.
What could ever go wrong?? Only time will show.